Unfortunately, I will not be attending Burning Man this year. Would anyone like to buy the two tickets I have? I bought them at $165 each and am willing to part with them for the same amount. I'll even pay for the shipping if you live in the U.S. (I'd prefer PayPal, but a money order would be fine). Email me at email@example.com if you are interested.
And they looked so pretty sitting next to the bottle of Burning Man ashes from last year. *sniff*