hypothermya (hypothermya) wrote in burning_man,
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why fire is a great fashion statement

Fire never makes you look fat

Fire always matches your shoes

Fire always brings out the color in your eyes

Fire goes well with every skin tone

even if your friends go out and get Fire, theirs will never look quite like your Fire

Fire doesn't get lint

you don't have to worry about washing Fire

Fire hides cellulite

Fire is perfect for both night time dates and day time excursions

Fire is always impressive, even if you've been seen with it before

Fire is fun

Fire is exciting

get Fire and you won't be disappointed

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