November 27th, 2003

uh huh

'tis the season

...and so it begins. Kicking off in Seattle, Portland and Sacramento tomorrow, on Buy Nothing Day, are the first of this season's Santa Rampages. Cacophonist and Burner Santas in over twenty cities worldwide will confound consumers as they drink and whore their way through the streets, passing out drugs and condoms, flashing naked flesh, farting in open air, and using naughty words such as "mukluk."

Keep hooked into the undeground Saturnalian Santarchist stream at santarchy.