October 30th, 2005

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Duclie's Rules of Tripping

#1) Cars are Real
#2) Red and Blue Flashing Lights are NOT PRETTY!
#3) Fire Burns
#4) Water Drowns
#5) Knives Cut
#6) Pills are not your Friends*
#7) YOU CAN NOT BECOME ONE WITH THE PAVEMENT!
#8) Money is an Object
#9) Time is Not.
#10) Do Not Ask Policemen For Directions; They Don't Know Where You Are Going!

#11) You Will Come Down




*This one is hotly debated in the 21st century