Her: "I need to send a postcard to my boyfriend."
Postal Worker: "You've come to the right place. Where's the postcard?"
Her: "I, uh, don't have one. Do you?"
Postal Worker: "Yes."
Her: "Uh, can I have it?"
Postal Worker: "What's in it for me?"
Her: "I'll, uh, show you my tits?"
Postal Worker: "I'm not sure you've fully adjusted to the supply and demand of the BRC economy."
