ok let me rephrase this does anyone have any suggestions on an quiet, comfy, cheep, electric ride that i can... "Mutant Vehicle as a motorized conveyance that is radically, stunningly, (usually) permanently, and safely modified. For aesthetic reasons, Mutant Vehicles should not represent the base vehicle (i.e., a bus should not look like a bus), and for safety reasons, they should not mimic any type of emergency services or law enforcement vehicle. Mutant Vehicles include non-standard motorized vehicles such as couches, beds, and armchairs. Let the words "whimsical" and "surreal" guide you through your creative process."
i would really love to make a aladdin's lamp with smoke puffing out of the spout every few mins. i'll sit in the lamp dressed like a genie rising out of the lamp.