Individual #75293 (individual75293) wrote in burning_man,
Individual #75293

Universal Studios presents Burning man

A friend and I were talking about going to Universal Studio's Mardi Gras, and how it's going through mid April now and there's no nakedness. Suddenly we started talking about Burning Man trademark dilution and what could happen:

Universal Studios presents Burning Man®

For the six weeks before labor day1, you can come to Universal Studios and experience the Burning Man celebration. Guest must wear ordinary clothes2, but you can see our performers ride around in art cars dressed in the craziest costumes. Doors open at 6:30pm, but you can get early entrance with your day tickets to one of Universal Studios or Universal Studios: Islands of Adventure Theme parks3. You can party all night with the "burners" until the park closes 2am. Fire performances are all scheduled so you won't miss a thing! Come to the Animal Planet showroom at 7:20 and 9:30, to see our fire twirlers dance to your favorite fully-licensed Universal Records hits. Then at 11:30, every night, see the main event where we "burn" a 60 foot man in the center lake. See guest services for VIP access to the dancing circle area around the man, it's the only way to get in on the action up close! Don't worry for your safety, as our metal man made of propane piping is set on fire and collapses in a controlled fashion, only to be reused the next night. Our Cat in the Hat store will feature prints from your favorite artists, including Van Gogh, Da Vinci, and Monet. Quench your thirst at one of our 40 different Budweiser®, Miller®, and Coca-Cola™ "theme bar" kiosks (Universal Preferred Annual Membership discount does not apply. See membership agreement for details). Or after a great time blasting Aliens in our Men in Black "theme ride", you can cool off in our Coca-cola™ misting area4. Go to our "center camp" in the Toon Lagoon Ampitheater, where we'll have Bill and Ted's Excellent Burning Man Adventure5. Every entrance entitles you to a the gift of a free coupon book with over $2000 in savings good in the Orlando area. All this for just $250 per person weekdays, $350 per person weekends.

1: As mentioned, Mardi Gras goes past the end of lent in Universaland.
2: Hallowe'en Horror Nights puts a restriction on dressing in costume. Only staff is allowed to.
3: A Hallowe'en Horror Nights deal
4: Actual Universal permanent fixtures
5: A Hallowe'en Horror Nights staple
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