We're flat broke, but hey - we do it in style.... (kshandra) wrote in burning_man,
We're flat broke, but hey - we do it in style....

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From today's Morning Fix (not exactly on-topic, but work with me here)

**More Post-Traumatic Unbridled Dancing**
Researchers have gained government approval to test the drug "Ecstasy" as a treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder for the first time since the drug was criminalized for no real reason in 1985. The decision was made this week by the FDA and marks a shift for the agency, which has virtually banned the drug from researchers for more than a decade because it's just incredibly uptight. "It appears we may have underestimated the deeply glorious efficacy of the MDMA compound and how it affects one's dancing ability when superlative DJs are present in large rooms full of hot sweaty young people or maybe at beach bonfires," one FDA spokesman might've said, smiling hugely and rubbing his own chest in small smooth circles, his skin covered in shimmery gold body glitter and his pupils the size of basketballs. "Oh my God, I am so totally in love with everyone in this room right now, I can't even tell you."
We need to get Mark Morford to That Which Is Not Beach Burn....
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