The massive profiteering and invasion of privacy being propagated by kittens with cellphones MUST STOP. The kittens will totally take advantage of their cuteness to snap photos of unsuspecting naked women all week long! As a part-time novice art car driver, I can already see the nightmare unfold, as kittens talking on their cellphones carelessly tread under the rolling wheels. No more kitten deaths at Burning Man!
STOP THE MADNESS! TELL THE ORG "NO KITTENS WITH CELLPHONES!"
